“I know!” Said Alpha, “We could pretend that we’re having an affair!”
“We could! That would be so funny!” Said Beta.
“It would be so funny!” Said Alpha.
“It would be so funny!” Agreed Beta. “We could pretend we were having a gay affair!”
“We could pretend that!” Alpha said.
They were in bed together.
“If we pretended that, people would believe it!” Said Alpha.
“They so would believe it!” Beta said.
Later they fucked twenty times on the couch.