"The establishment of Israel's settlements on the Gaza Strip..."
"Where are the bruschettas?"
"Oh, here they are. Now all we need is houmous and some sun-dried tomatoes."
"What were you saying? I hate the complicity of our so-called 'university' in this fascist-Zionist regime! Oh look, this rosé is half-price."
"That'll go down nicely with the baba ghanoush."
"I bet they'd kill for some bruschettas on the Gaza strip."
"We could hike to Palestine on one of these, think of the possibilities, the humanitarian aid, the boost to our CVs!"
"I graduated with First Class Honours in Radical Studies, with a Special Distinction in Awesome Affairs, AND I went to Palestine on a bruschetta!"
"What the fuck is a bruschetta anyway?"