"Do you, Jerry Lee Lewis, take your thirteen-year-old second cousin to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I sure do, Padre."
"In order to perform in places where this practice is frowned upon, such as England, you will have to adopt a stage persona. Do you accept this?"
"I play piano and sing, that's all I do. Just call me 'The Killer'..."
A young Winona Ryder smiles up under her veil and pouts a bit for Jerry to kiss her.