All Pork and No Play

A day later, a group of children found a man dressed as a German sausage floating face down in the canal.

At first they thought the dead man was a novelty, sausage shaped boat.

Later the police loaded the man into the back of the ambulance, wrestling with the slippery German sausage suit between them.

There was a photo of it in the newspaper.

It looked like two tiny policemen carrying a sausage into a sausage oven.

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