Ring master and dwarf, sitting together drinking, both in full circus attire.
An altercation begins.
Dwarf Half pay! Surely you’re joking?
Ring master All I’m trying to say is, in this current economic climate, we all have to be prepared to make some sacrifices, and -
D and what?
RM And would it be so crazy, say, if one’s personal sacrifice were proportionate to ones height?
D You’re out of order Phillip!
RM It’s Hades.
D It’s Phillip!
RM Now, sit down Orilius, you’re making a scene.